Billie B sprained her foot. Getting out of a chair.
Why do I have to be such a dork? When will I be normal? How am I going to rollerskate when apparantly I cant be trusted to walk or stand without crippling injury?
What a freak. It pisses me off.
Joy as she is becoming
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- Housefairy
- I have been a young Mama and an older Mama. I have been a homebirthing Mama and a 3 time c-sectioned Mama. I am very cutting edge and very old fashioned. I am married to my high school sweetheart and we have five children whom we homeschool with a very eclectic approach. I am a reformed closed-minded/ know-it-all AP/granola snoot who doesn't play those Mommy Wars anymore. I am first and foremost a feminist kindred spirit and friend to mothers, with a penchant for all things colorful and human and real. I am an interesting character and so are you. You will not like everything I have to say but I hope you visit often and can find something useful or good or true out of my writings.
5 comments:
Damn. And I though *I* was clumsy ;)
I'm tellin' ya, that house is haunted by a foot hating evil spirit!
You are awesome...I once severely injured myself pulling up my pants after I went to the bathroom...we are both awesome.
Yes the big badass roller girl is really just a completely out of shape clutz who apparantly can't be trusted to, oh, I don't know, exit chairs?
My own 9 year old told me "Maybe you need a medic alert bracelet" and she wasn't meaning to be sarcastic! She said "Mama if you got hurt in the forest what would I do?"
POOR KID!
POOR US!
Now I really want to go on adventures.....not!
I want to go on adventures! And just as soon as I can get out of bed or roll over without help, I'm going to get right on that. =) Happy Mother's Day by the way!
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